The Great Reindeer Layoff

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The Great Reindeer Layoff

Post by Grizz Gallant » December 2nd, 2018, 4:48 pm

All projections indicate that Raptor Claus will have an excess of reindeer after this Christmas season. While he could simply fire these poor unfortunate creatures he has asked for our help in finding a more humane manner of dealing with them. So what are we to do? The answer is both simple and straightforward, it is time for a Death Race. Yes, only those who can survive the gauntlet are fit to continue breathing. The rest will meet the fate of becoming meat for their betters.

Breeding is welcome, as is Medieval technology. Anything else is expressly forbidden. Only reindeer (megaloceros) with a rider on them may pass the finish line. Passives are not allowed. If/when you lose your mount you must return to the start line to get a replacement.

Be prepared to die, losing equipment and mounts. I will be trying my best to kill you all during the race. This is a grisly event after all.

Where: Extinction Ice Dome
When: December 27, at 6pm Arizona Standard Time


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Re: The Great Reindeer Layoff

Post by GingerAvenger » December 3rd, 2018, 3:24 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA. We'll be there. With antlers.
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Re: The Great Reindeer Layoff

Post by Sabalanor » December 4th, 2018, 6:54 pm

Would love to be here for that, but sadly I'll be in California visiting my wife's family. Have fun! and good luck!
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